An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."
Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7."
The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting
straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and
said, "Now what's the score?"
He said, "Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!"
Related Posts:
Otieno Falls in LoveOne Sunday morning Otieno burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful g… Read More- Control Over WivesThree mates are down the pub. Bill and Joe are arguing about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third bloke, Fred, says nothi… Read More
- Having a bad day? This will put a smile on your face
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home every day in the evening.She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenin… Read More
- The Gaurdian AngelA man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you… Read More
- Bed FootballAn old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell ar… Read More
0 comments:
Post a Comment